i miss you sweaty

enjoys holding up big rocks woohoo! (this passion fruit makes me pucker) you'll never believe how i got up here - it wasn't pretty let me tell you

~ by aliciawolcott on September 5, 2008.

9 Responses to “i miss you sweaty”

  1. this is like an homage (sic?) to how i got the massive holes in the crotch of those jeans.

  2. actually, come to think of it, the passion fruit had nothing to do with those jeans. in the passion picture, i am wearing the jeans that i later tore on a taxibus. i no longer have any non-hol(e)y jeans. can’t afford them. such is life of sweaty.

  3. is that sweaty or sweetie?

  4. 1. the doctor said the best way to get practice with my new prosthetic legs was to do lunges in a cave. it seems to be working.

    2. the doctor said that when my new glass eyeball gets stuck open and all dry like this I should quickly eat something tart so my eyes start to water. it doesn’t seem to be working.

    3. at least my teeth still work.

  5. i’m starting with the man in the mirror.

  6. we made paper hats in class this week, as a demonstration of teamwork in my management unit. students (aged 15-24) produced nearly 200 toast-sized hats labeled ‘apagie hats’ in only ten minutes. i think we’ll start a factory. surely there’s a market for them somewhere.

  7. i’m working really hard so this post has the highest hit count in the history of your website. i’m talkin’ higher than the knickers story. if necessary, i am prepared to sacrifice some knickers of my own to the depths of muhazi to break the record. i may not have the hippos on my side, but picture me on a horse, with a newspaper hat and a much too large purple raincoat, and i think i could take all the bilharzia in that lake.

  8. I think this “sara” character should be banned from the site. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

  9. them are fightin’ words, so are these: just beat it (beat it). uh.

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